Snakes on a Plane - The Tanzanian Adaptation

I have a new movie I'm thinking of pitching called, Geckos in a House.

It features a pair of 2 year-olds stuck alone in a house chasing around geckos who've managed to get inside the house.

But in a terrible twist of fate, the toddlers mistakenly refer to the geckos as "mangos" and therefore rather than saving the children from the geckos the authorities run to the kitchen to cut up some fruit... failing to understand the seriousness of the children's predicament until it is too late...

But too late for what? You'll have to go to the film :)

P.S. Seriously, we've been overrun with geckos lately. Most of them are kind of bumpy and look more like lizards. But for the past few days, a gecko that looks exactly like the Geico gecko has been living in my bathroom. We all like this one the best. He and I must have really bonded because last night, while I was dreaming, we had a long conversation about how to decorate my house when my shipment gets unpacked next week.